code monkey get up get coffee code monkey go to job code monkey have boring meeting with boring manager rob rob say code monkey very dilligent but his output stink his code not "functional" or "elegant" what do code monkey think? code monkey think maybe manager want to write... god damned login page himself code monkey not say it out loud code monkey not crazy, just proud code monkey like fritos code monkey like tab and mountain dew code monkey very simple man with big warm fuzzy secret heart code monkey like you jonathan coulton - code monkey [youtube]

and since it's friday the 13th you sould also check out jonathan's video re: your brains