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commenary: my mum? p.s. stop filming f@#$%er... so i did. thank you and good night!

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happy birthday professionalc! btw, this is the hawesome you're returned when you type "birthday anime" into youtube.

[video] [ren & stimpy] [lyrics] [amazon]

happy birthday wittyworm!

i don't think you're happy enough! that's right! i'll teach you to be happy! i'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! now, boys and girls, let's try it again! happy happy joy joy happy happy joy joy happy happy joy joy happy happy joy joy happy happy joy joy happy happy joy joy happy happy joy joy joy!

a non-HR approved email thread from one-click vacations follows:

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Subject: The Herkimer

I know you are all Viqueens fans (minus Bruce a.k.a. The Head-Cheese) but you are invited to stop by The Herkimer (in Uptown) after work tonight for a little B-day/Packer game celebration.

- worm 20

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and why would facebook lie? or for that matter, why would anyone fabricate anything on a social networking site? we're better than that right? i digress...but according to good 'ol blue-&-white. it's both worm 19's & worm 20's birthday today. happy day...eeeerrrr...something. btw, i appears that witlessworm.com is dominated by scorpios. i'm just saying it's 9 more shopping days until mid-term elections. remember to vote NO on all school levies 'cause kids don't need no book learnin'. "i'm for stadiums and against kids"© - the common man

p.s. worm 20, i still hope the pack f*%^ing choke today just like they did in superbowl xxxii! for heavens sake the cheese was only a 11 1/2 point favorite, right? and another thing, i'm going to ask the guys a ksc to put a bounty on his head. and his boring @ss wife too. blah. blah. buy my book. blah. blipity. blah.

finally was able to get my phone to connect to my computer again. here are some photos from over the weekend. if you've got more email them to me and i'll post them, as well. [witlessworm flickr gallery]

forgive me? this is the best robot i could afford for your birthday. happy robot birthday!

she says its cold outside and she hands me my raincoat she's always worried about things like that she says it's all gonna end and it might as well be my fault and she only sleeps when its raining and she screams and her voice is straining she says baby its 3am i must be lonely when she says baby well i can't help but be scared of it all sometimes says the rains gonna wash away i believe it mbox 20 - 3am

disclaimer: this video is in NO WAY endorsed by or affiliated with witlessworm.com. happy bday double k.

hostess: double k
when: friday, october 27th
where: herkimer, 2922 lyndale ave. south. just north of lyndale and lake in uptown.
time: we'll start at 5:00pm, maybe wrap up around 8:30pm before the young'ins get to the bar. i think i have to catch re-runs of M*A*S*H at 9:30 anyway. please remember your AARP discount card!

you and i in a little toy shop
buy a bag of ballons with the money we've got
set them free at the break of dawn
'til one by one, they were gone
back at base, bugs in the software
flash the massage "something out there"
floating in the summer sky
99 red ballons go by!

logan christopher kinsella born today!