[video]

[video] [lyrics]

	i do the things that i wanna do i ain't got a thing to prove to you i'll eat my candy with the pork and beans excuse my manners if i make a scene i ain't gonna wear the clothes that you like i'm finally dandy with the me inside one look in the mirror and i'm tickled pink i don't give a hoot about what you think [weezer - pork and beans]

i guess boris is a wanker...

[video] [liamlynch.net]

[video] [lyrics]

[rube goldberg machine that squishes a cadbury creme egg.]

[the self checkout hired me - bob biggerstaff]

[tetris a theme on glass bottles]

"Kyle Downes of the aptly named 'Ultra Awesome' blog built this genius coffee table that's an enormous, working NES controller! It opens to reveal storage space for tons of game-carts." [via boing boing]

on the way to work this morning... a bmw license plate.

FGRSK8R

please translate.

[video] [waverly films]

[video]

and i was your silver lining as the story goes i was your silver lining but now i'm gold hooray hooray i'm your silver lining hooray hooray but now i'm gold [rilo kiley - silver lining]

since it's link posting day...

Grandma's restaurant will close its doors on Minneapolis' west bank
By Joy Petersen

MinnPost.com comments

"Some ammo for the GOP: Grandma's on the West Bank is closing, the Minnesota Daily's Joy Petersen reports. The hangout for a generation of U students will cease operations May 22. The president of the wonderfully named Grandma's Corp. blames the smoking ban and, yes, that he has to pay tipped workers the minimum wage. New owners who purchased the building 18 months ago couldn't be reached for comment."

awesome mix tape podcast 1.3 : the sink cast, a worm 12 mix, your dj worm 11 is now available.

also the no time for tv script archive is now available...

http://www.witlessworm.com/page/worm/odd/noTimeForTv/index.html

[video]

"Gus and Fin perform Blitzkrieg Bop on ukulele." [via boingboing] [video]

[youtube] [tresling]

"Tresling: Not just a two-player version of best game on earth [tetris], not just a fist-pumping, back ally arm wrestling match to end all matches... but a mash-up so heroic Zeus himself could not imagine it."

[charlton heston passes] [2008 dead pool alert]

worm 3 : 5.0 points
worm 11: 3.0 points
others : 0.0 points

I forgot this happened while we were on vacation in Mexico. Thanks to TD for the reminder. I'll update the official page this weekend.

"For our latest mission, we turned a little league baseball game in Hermosa Beach, California into a major league event. Enjoy the video below and then go behind the scenes with our mission report and photos." [improv everywhere]


p.s. we're back from vacation.

[flogging molly] [new album - float]

	there's a government whip cracked across your back where the order of the day is don't listen, attack see the blood run down in your bushwhacked town revolution is the gimmick of a joker-less clown another volley's just the ammo for the tax man's gun talk, don't talk if you've nothin' to say walk, don't walk if your feet don't know the way [flogging molly - requiem for a dying song]